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"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"
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"A jewish boy goes up to his father and says ""Abba, I need 40 dollars."" The father looks surprised and says "" THIRTY DOLLARS? What do you need Twenty dollars for?"""
"What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college? Bison."
"Due to the rise of suspicious clown activity, Party City has removed all associated costumes from its' shelves... ... Clinton and Trump are furious."
"Sumo wrestlers have to make sure their legs are always shaven So people don't confuse them with feminists"
"When someone says ""We can still be friends"" after a break up it's like saying...""The dog died but can we still keep it?"""
"You know what else is fun? Playing dead when your husband receives the credit card bill..."
"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"
"I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack."
"To convince my boss that I'm keeping busy, I periodically yell ""YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?"" into my phone, then slam down the receiver."