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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican put under his carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"
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"All I want for Christmas is a stormtrooper who doesn't miss the target every time he shoots."
"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"
"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."
"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"
"Lecturing my smoker friends on how cool they look"
"The '80s called: They want you stop anthropomorphizing decades."
"Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy."
"""We will, we will paper you!"" - Band that's more awesome than Queen"