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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"

"Boss set out a bowl of hard candy in the break room, so I guess we had our Christmas party today."

"Whats the difference between a zippo and a hippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"A wife comes downstairs before a dinner date with her husband She asks, ""Do I look fat in this dress?"" He replies, ""Do I look dumb in this shirt?"""

"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."

"The inventor of Gogurt has died. He would like you to open his urn along the dotted line and splatter half the ashes all over your shirt."

"It's that scene from footloose where Kevin Bacon is angry dancing in the barn but it's me trying to do my taxes."

"What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? Profane tanks."

"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"