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Joke of the Day

"Beauty and the Beast (1991): A woman develops Stockholm Syndrome, emotionally bonding with her captor at castle furnished with singing decor"

"What's the technical name for the mental disorder where someone habitually gropes others? Cop-a-Feelia"

"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."

"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"

"I haven't seen a Brazilian as bad as Fred since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife's pussy."

"I pointed to two old drunks across the bar from us and told my mate ""That'll be us in ten years...."" He replied, ""That's a mirror, you dick-head""."

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"I should start a pizza place called original pizza, abreviated OP and it will only have take out. OP will not deliver"

"How do they count the Mexican immigrants? They start with Juan"

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."