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Joke of the Day
"Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now."
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"Two Hispanic men are playing basketball. It's Juan on Juan."
"""FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE"": BECAUSE YELLING, ""YOU SHOULD REALLY SIGNAL BEFORE YOU CHANGE LANES"" IS A TAD VERBOSE"
"Interviewer: Why did you Leave your last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their Office & Didn't Tell me where it is....!!"
"I think Jurassic Park should have been entitled ""Fuck Religion"" Hahah."
"[at dentist] so your X-rays look grea- *phone rings* hold on *on phone* a new engine? jesus, ok so as I was saying you have several cavities"
"favorite pick up line hey babe, are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special"
"Single by choice, just not my choice. Damn you, 19th amendment!"
"My mom once forgot her meds and tried to drown me in the bathtub. That made for a really weird 27th Birthday."
"cops should have two guns to get rid of crime faster . cops should be dual wielding by 2016"