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Joke of the Day

"I find that women in nightclubs are like toilets in nightclubs They're either engaged or vacant and some of them are disabled"

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?"

"A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]"

"I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria."

"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."

"My new year's resolution... 2K, and 16 extra pixels."

"What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !"

"When someone reads your message, then never responds, it's just hurtful. I mean, what else could they possibly have going on at 3 AM?"