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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
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"You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3"
"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."
"What Do They Call You? You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock"
"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."
"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."
"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""
"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."
"Went off roading with my prius but ended up getting stuck on a bonsai tree in neighbor's front yard"
"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"