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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
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"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."
"What do you call it when someone starts telling a joke"
"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."
"Everyone needs a three hour nap after their breakfast pizza, right?"
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
"How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress? They have a lot of patients"
"What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs? Names."
"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""
"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."