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Joke of the Day
"I'm losing followers two by two. Maybe they are all boarding an ark somewhere."
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"DUMBLEDORE: Say hello to our new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Totally-Not-Working-For-Voldemort. SNAPE: Dude, seriously?"
"Bill Clinton: ""I sure hope Hillary gets better interns than I did..."" ""All of mine sucked"""
"Why was the skeleton embarrassed? Because he had a boner."
"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."
"My 3 moods: 1. I'm too tired for this shit 2. I'm too old for this shit 3. I'm too sober for this shit"
"I'll bet Vampire Kiddies enjoy scabs as much as human Kids love pudding skin"
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. Credit to my gymnastics coach"
"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""
"The titanic had Bluetooth It synced"