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Joke of the Day
"How does a black mother tell her children apart? She remembers them by their last names."
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"Whats the only thing more White Supremacists then hardcore Rednecks The Oscars"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."
"How do you make a protester cry? Tear gas"
"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."
"Three guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would've seen it"
"What do you call someone who wears leather, likes bondage and likes getting inked? Moleskine"
"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"
"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"