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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."
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"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males"
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"Tequila doesn't make me drunk and disorderly, it just seems that way, cuz Police Reports are all written by cops."
"What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application? There's no accounting for taste."
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"
"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"
"What's brown and sticky? Anal."
"Alien vs predator Guys what if a pedophile assualts an illegal immigrant, would it be called alien vs predator?"