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Joke of the Day

"What Do They Call You? You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock"

"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"

"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"

"George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets."

"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"

"Why can't you trust girls? ...because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die."

"I saw that they were opening a new beauty store in Boston. I think it was called ""Boston balmer"""

"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"

"Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away."

"What do you call a zoo that only has dogs? A Shih Tzu"