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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."

"[grocery store] Ok, milk... Check! Eggs... Check! Tomatoes... Check! ""Sir, can you wait for the total and just write one check please?"""

"How does a german get to the airport? He heils a taxi!"

"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""

"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"

"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."

"I went to a car show but there were nothing but Fords I guess you could say it was a real Ford Fiesta"

"What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? ""Wait... I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"""

"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison to go to Death Valley to shoot up? A high low small medium at large."

"How many pollocks does it take to paint a house? 1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!"