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"A slut is a woman who sleeps with everyone......."
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"Two eggs and a strip of bacon walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says, ""Sorry - we don't serve breakfast here."""
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"Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10? Because 7 8 9."
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"What do you call a group of prison bull-dykes? Ellen Degenerates"
"Sometimes I like to play God and just ignore everyone when they talk to me."
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"I dropped my phone in the bath. I dropped my phone in the water. I put it in rice to dry out, it works now but i lost all my contacts except for my uncle bens."