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Joke of the Day

"Startling awake... is a good way to startle a wake"

"Making a joke about wheelchair users ... is a big no-go."

"Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? dam"

"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."

"Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet."

"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."

"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."

"The worst form of Alzheimer's is when you walk out of the kitchen and forget to grab a beer."

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit? ""It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"""