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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I'll order things online & pay for handling but not shipping. I don't want the product; I just want them to move it around a bit."

"Why are dolphins all friends with each other? They just click you know?"

"What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch? Oof, weinerpain!"

"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."

"I asked Roy Hodgson if he would consider 4-4-2 next week. He said, ""No, we'll probably go 7-4-7 it's wider and offers more leg room."""

"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 drinks"

"I met my statistics teacher at the store today... What are the odds!"

"Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!"

"What's your favourite colour? I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue."