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Joke of the Day
"How do you give a lemon an orgasm? You tickle its citrus. (all credit to the movie *The Descent*)"
Next Joke
"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."
"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"
"Why was Hitler sent to the grocery store? He killed the juice."
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."
"A use for a banana Bring a banana instead of a sign if you're protesting to ban Ana."
"There are actually only two stages of parenthood: having children, and having children who can reach things on countertops."
"I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large."
"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."