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Joke of the Day
"But you wouldn't understand it I'd Tell you a Reverse Joke"
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"""The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus."""
"Tomorrow's Thanksgiving! Have a fowl meal!"
"Someone remind Green Day to get up."
"I used to think ""I hope I don't do anything stupid."" Now it's more like ""I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet."""
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint :)"
"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"
"Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns"
"When you have this song stuck in your head, is it just your mind playing tracks on you?"
"You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you."