164126
Joke of the Day
"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."
Next Joke
"I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."
"I bought a great book today: The History of Krazy Glue I can't put it down"
"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"
"What America thinks of Donald Trump is what the world thinks of America."
"Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible? Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"
"What's the difference between a joke and hundred of penises Seriously I can't take this joke anymore"
"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector? Well, one is a toy-loving vapist..."
"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."