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Joke of the Day
"Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains to be seen."
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"There was a tragedy in Mexico.. It was a two car pile up 40 people died. Got any other funny jokes guys?"
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."
"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find."
"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"
"What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook? About a day"
"Me: ""Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"" Nurse: ""Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."" *pulls pants back up*"
"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"
"I recently opened a suicide bomb store Business is booming"