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Joke of the Day
"*bangs gavel* wife: who???"
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"I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alchohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop."
"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"
"I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give me ""the parts of an animal"" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."
"I like it when people complement me on my grammar"
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."
"I visited the new aviary everyone's talking about but I think it's for the birds."
"I hate when people say that I don't like black people I love black people if I could I wold buy myself a few (I'm not a racist in real life though)"
"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"