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Joke of the Day
"Why was Hitler sent to the grocery store? He killed the juice."
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"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""
"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike .. my dad was holding me from behind .."
"The very first thing you learn in life is how to think outside the box."
"Donald Trump."
"Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss I ssippi. (I have no clue)"
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."
"People tell me sharing is caring. Good thing I don't care."
"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."