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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

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"If I were Santa Claus, I'd have my agent be like ""He's not doing it this year if Ronald McDonald is going to be there in that shoe car."""
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"My wife just sent me a text "" I just bought you the best Christmas present! xox :)"" .....I hope she misspelled Xbox"
"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""
"Like a stoned man once said, I can't remember."
"what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot."
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... so he gives it to her"
"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."