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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller walks into a bar And a chair. And a table."

"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."

"2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party."

"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."

"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"

"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."

"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"If someone's embarrassed just tell them an astronaut did the same thing. For example, ""It's ok, Buzz Aldren once shit himself in an Arby's"""

"I used to play pocket hockey... ...but I stopped because the referee was a dick."

"Be the change you want to find in your couch."