216916

Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."

"I was told that at birth I had a choice between perfect memory or a big penis. ""I fucking remember"" i replied"

"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."

"A blind guy walks into the kitchen.... ...and picks up a cheese grater. Runs his fingers up and down the grater: ""who the f*ck wrote these stupid things?"""

"Walking by the lingerie section Youngest: Why do they make the underwear so fancy? No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh."

"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"

"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."

"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"