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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."
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"Special Hand Job Getting a hand job from a chick is like watching the special Olympics... You keep cheering them on but deep down inside you know you can do better..."
"I once asked an Asian girl for her number. She said ""SEX SEX SEX, FREE SEX TONIGHT"" I said ""wow"". Then her friend said, ""no, she meant 666-3629."""
"How many syllables does the word ""Gloria"" have? CATHOLICS: 18"
"How does a detective stay cool in hot summer? He works on a cold case."
"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"
"Did you hear about Taco Bell's new sauce? It's picked-out daily south of the border."
"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"
"once i saw a horse standing next to a car and when someone remote unlocked the car, the horse got spooked and kicked in the passenger door."
"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""