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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy."
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"I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying. - Alex Horne"
"My wife saw an ad in a window Which said ""tampons 50cents"" Is that true, she asked the shopkeeper... Very true, he said....""no strings attached"""
"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."
"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"
"Theres a couple guys at a drinking party.. And they all start an in depth discussion on inkblot drawings"
"Where do terrorists go for a drink? The Allahu Ak-Bar."
"Why are midgets so skinny? Because they eat h*elf*ally"
"Before college I didn't have a degree, or money, or any idea what I was doing with my life. But NOW I have a degree."
"What do you call a funny hill? Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :|"