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Joke of the Day
"Why did the terrorist cross the road? To send people to the other side."
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"A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman: ""Can I have a beer...................Please?"" The barman replies: ""Sure, but why the massive paws?"" Edit: Paws not pause"
"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"
"My girlfriend started smoking, so I slowed down and applied Lubricant."
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"I just don't know where I stand on masturabation... I mean, on one hand it feels good, but on the other hand it feels bad."