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Joke of the Day

"Be the change you want to find in your couch."

"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."

"If Jesus could see the way some Christians act today He'd be rolling in his grave"

"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."

"Love is like a fart If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"one time i slam dunked a basketball so good we were out of school for a week people just needed time to process"

"I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper ""Don`t be silly"", she replied, ""you can borrow my ipad"". That fly never knew what hit it."

"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."

"What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ."

"I'm addicted to soap But I'm clean now"