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Joke of the Day
"How heavy is the moderation on this sub? And was it in anyway responsible for the death of FPH."
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"LPT: If you want to get all green lights just try to send a text."
"Strange that the people who make duck face in photos are the same ones who always refuse to eat bread"
"I have two friends who always compete against each other in art competitions But they always end in a draw"
"Just came to the realization that my ten year high school reunion will be in 10 months. I have about nine days to get married and pregnant."
"Went out to find a spider in my car this morning. So disappointing. I really liked that car."
"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."
"Since the pharmacy keeps making it harder to buy decongestants, I've just started making them at home from crystal meth."
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists? Don't ask me, I just fly the drones..."