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Joke of the Day

"Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?"

"How do you confuse a gay? Seven"

"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."

"Are you a power tool? Because i'd really like you to screw my holes *Pickup line a woman should use*"

"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"

"Decided to stop partying at friends houses who have toddlers... Those childproof bathroom doorknobs are absolutely hell to open while drunk."

"Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them."

"cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure"

"There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday! A fish got battered."

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""