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Joke of the Day

"cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure"

"What do you call an unemployed Nazi? Laid-off Hitler!"

"Why ""Trojan"" condoms? Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out? Less than stellar marketing."

"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."

"What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop."

"Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents."

"What's green and red, and goes round and round? A frog in a food blender."

"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."

"Seriously wondering how many times is it appropriate to say ""What?"" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?"

"I thought revenge was a dish best served cold... Then I remembered it was actually the action of inflicting hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong suffered at their hands."