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Joke of the Day
"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."
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"I named my hard drive ""Dat Ass"" So every month or so my computer asks me if I wanna back dat ass up"
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"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."
"If any cheetahs are reading this, please do not eat my son."
"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"Why was the gunman on a diet? Because he was still at large."
"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."
"If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne."
"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."