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Joke of the Day
"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."
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"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."
"Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car? Because she's a woman."
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"Today I lost my virginity for a dollar I wish I didn't bend down to pick it up."
"If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone"
"Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome."
"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"
"What's the difference between a pedophile and a pro golfer? A pedophile always finishes in under 18 holes."
"Is it called zerotasking or notasking? I'd look it up, but that kind of defeats what I'm going for here."