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Joke of the Day

"Did you here about the nun who took up knitting? She was making quite the habit of it."

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."

"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"

"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."

"4-year-old: Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Me: Would you eat them if they were? 4: No! Me: 4: Unless I had ketchup."

"How do you make a dwarf taller? Ge-gnome therapy"

"Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit"

"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."

"People keep telling me that I have no idea what it's like to have no roof above my head I don't think so, I really like the new Porsche convertible."

"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""