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Joke of the Day

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"My kids constantly yell at me whenever I try take their pictures, and I tell 'em: ""You're gonna need them in 20 years for your Throw Back Thursdays updates""..... whatever!!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... And askes for a beer and a mop."

"Dammit Springsteen, I was born in the USA too but you don't see me making millions in monthly residuals from a 20 year old song about it."

"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."

"I once told a joke so corny... That it was sold at the farmers' market"

"I hate it when people think I'm dumb. I follow current events. Like the World Cup, for instance. I'm totally rooting for Vuvuzela."

"What does Jeb Bush say to his wife after sex? Please cum."

"Anyone hungry? I read there's some leftover cat."