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Joke of the Day

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey Jose."

"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snow balls."

"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"

"Did you hear about the gay termite? He ate the malebox"

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet."

"POLLY GETS A CRACKER WHEN HE STOPS REFERRING TO HIMSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON, and not a moment before. Stupid bird."

"Two Irishman walk out of a pub. It could happen."