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Joke of the Day

"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"

"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"

"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."

"You know what I hate about Reddit? [Removed]"

"*gets stabbed ""Omg that knife was clean right??"""

"Anyone can overcome adversity. But it takes real strength to complain and then give up."

"Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, ""If I'm alive by then,"" and hang up."

"Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick."

"Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first."

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"