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Joke of the Day

"So why is the latest Windows OS called 10? Because *Windows 7 8 9!*"

"Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married."

"""At least Donald Trump says what he thinks."" Ah yes if only all racists would shout about it constantly the world would be a better place."

"I went on a date last night with a tiny lobster. Its didnt work out. She was a little shellfish."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

"What's a life without manitees? A life with out porpoise."

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."

"Does any one know a program that converts mp3's into Nutella?"

"I took over 50,000 steps today by taping my fitness bracelet to my Roomba."

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."