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Joke of the Day

"Startup idea: a gym named Resolution that runs for the 1st month of the year, collects subscription fee, then converts to a bar named Regret"

"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"

"What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !"

"Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?"

"A man goes to Macy's to buy a sweater. He swipes his card but it didn't register. The cashier asks him to try his card again and the man replies, ""I already did and it fits great!"""

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's not a full ese."

"How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews"

"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""

"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism."