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Joke of the Day
"There was a kidnapping at my school He woke up."
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"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."
"WHEN WIFE SINGING When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"Do these jeans make me look fat? wife : Do these jeans make me look fat? Me totally scared: Would you get mad if i tell you the truth? Wife : No, i won't! Tell me. Me : I slept with your sister"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet."
"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."
"It's always I before E Except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbor."
"The average American male has a 5"" penis, but the average American male says he has 7"". Brendan would say that is the same thing... perfect."
"What is a soccer player's favorite drink? Sham-pain."
"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"