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Joke of the Day

"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""

"I saw this really good movie in a hotel.. There were a lot of gunfights, cowboys, saloons and drinking. It was the Best Western I've ever seen."

"I like jokes about Ethiopians They never get old."

"I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure."

"A new band called 1025 MB is playing soon They just barely got a gig"

"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."

"Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?"

"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"

"I feel bad for my Roomba, so every other day I vacuum while it sits on the couch watching TV and drinking beer."

"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."