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"Writing a chemistry exam tomorrow Learned that I can't trust atoms...they make up everything :p"
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"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your veranda? Patty O'Furniture."
"Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong? They're always in de Nile."
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"what do hookers and guns have in common? the customer wants the most bang for their buck."
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."
"Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way."
"Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot."