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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the houses that fell in love? They had a lawn-distance relationship."
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"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."
"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"
"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"
"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."
"Iron Man Joke Iron man is a super hero. Iron, woman. is a command."
"I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore. They decided to banh mi for life."
"Don't masturbate with Crisco. It's shortening."
"Half of Chinese men have cataracts... The other half drive Lincolns."
"What does a cow's fart smell like? dairy-air"