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Joke of the Day
"Writing a chemistry exam tomorrow Learned that I can't trust atoms...they make up everything :p"
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"The neighbor's cat brought me a dead lizard while I was outside having a snack on the patio, so it's now some weird interspecies potluck."
"Dad can I? A young man went up to his father and asks ""Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?"" His father says ""I don't know. Are you any good?"""
"I told my friends I found my Lasik surgeon on Yelp and they were horrified. Or interested, I'm not sure, I can't make out faces so well."
"Guess what? Dickbutt"
"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"
"What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt? Marco's polo"
"Maths and Girls are the most complicated things, but Maths at least has some logic."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Driving today I kept seeing protest signs. They all said ""End Road Work."""