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Joke of the Day
"Yes, how much for the baby jacuzzi? Ma'am, that's a crockpot."
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"Why does the chicken want to cross that road Because he wanted to reach the other side"
"My three sons are gonna hate me... once I name them Prescott, Scott, and Postscott"
"How do you get a hippy chick pregnant? Cum on her birkenstocks and let the flies do the rest"
"John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't """
"I call the toilet at work Mrs. Star Trek, because I just Shatner."
"""Daddy, I want to watch Dora."" Sweetie this is Dora. It's the one where she plays an NBA basketball game against the Brooklyn Nets"
"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."
"How do you make your penis bigger? Eat chicken and watermelon then wash it down with grape drink."
"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."