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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your veranda? Patty O'Furniture."
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"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"
"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever"
"So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's. He heard Boys pant were half off."
"It's still Valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red Violets are blue No, they are violet FTFY"
"Got kicked out of Barnes and Noble for moving the ""Caution Wet Floor"" sign to the Fifty Shades of Gray aisle."
"I'm a wealth of knowledge Unless you want it to be true Then I'm pretty solid on about 6 topics 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors"
"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."
"If you throw acid on a basic bitch does she become salt?"
"Why are gay men such bad people? Because they are all fucking assholes"