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Joke of the Day
"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."
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"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"
"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"
"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"
"I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them."
"Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear."
"If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer."
"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."