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Joke of the Day
"Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care."
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"What do robots do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"
"Americans have some weird slang... Like calling shooting ranges high schools"
"Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner? A: Launch meat."
"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"
"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"
"I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song."
"Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because... ... They shot and killed it."
"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."
"Fact if it's mother is trapped under a car, baby adrenaline gives a baby the super strength of eight babies. But that's not enough babies!"