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Joke of the Day
"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"
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"A blond walks into a bar You think she would've seen it."
"Called the front desk of our motel and told him ""I've gotta leak in the sink."" He said ""That's OK, just rinse it out when you're done."""
"If you are reading this you are probably not blind."
"The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them."
"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."
"What is a Canadians favorite board game? Sorry!"
"My thoughts on the French Revolution Great concept, terrible execution."
"She promised to teach me wax on, wax off. Only now my chest is bare, I'm frightened of candles, and pretty sure I still don't know karate."
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !"