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Joke of the Day

"English Speakers There are more English speakers in China than in the United States."

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"Two grains of sand in the desert.. The first one turns around and says to his friend: ""Dude, I think we are being followed"". I'll see myself out."

"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"

"My friend texts ""ur"" instead of ""you're"" but puts extra letters in ""so"" because she's ""soooo happy."" This is why everyone hates you, Julie."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Mr Smith? Mr Smith went to Washington"

"Muslim women should be our allies... Because they will never suck a cops dick."

"Why did the rancher vivisect his daughter? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He wanted to reverse cowgirl."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler."

"It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me."