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Joke of the Day

"Told my pregnant boss this: Is it OK for you to drink while pregnant... if you're gonna give the baby up for adoption? She laughed at least. But I no longer work there"

"My friend is addicted to Time-Travelling But he reckons he can stop at any time."

"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"

"The Bible is subtitled ""Shit My God Says""."

"I like stuffed animals. Oven baked with breadcrumb stuffing."

"Someone told me not be a dick about Caitlyn Jenner I said ""Should I be a twat instead?"""

"What is black and white and red all over? A suicide note. Edit: I already feel horrible Edit 2: I left out a semicolon"

"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."

"The porn actor's reaction after being denied a raise... I don't get it, I always worked so hard!"