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Joke of the Day

"How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend."

"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"

"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"

"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."

"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."

"My girlfriend is like ketchup. I always bang her on the table."

"If you're pulled over, wait for the cop to lean down to your window, then use their vulnerability to give them a quick peck on the cheek"

"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"BLONDE BRAIN Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea? A: Inflate it."

"I just found a six pack in my room. Case closed"