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Joke of the Day

"Trump for President.. or not What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black"

"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove."

"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"

"What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race"

"A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality."

"What does the Alt-Right drink? White whine."

"okay ready? What if ancient egyptians put cats on everything because they totally saw the future and they knew what the internet was about"

"I ran out of bread this morning, so I asked my Indian neighbor if he had any But he said he had naan..."